Dear Krikket,

You, darling, are my hero. Thank you for the drawing of the Big Fiery Jerk Tornadoes (BFJTs)  and how to avoid them. Armed last night with your drawing and memory of what you told me a Wednesday ago, I was able to dodge the BFJTs two out of three times, and so not embarrass myself (as much as usual) during raid \o/

Also, then we roasted a chicken killed Alysrazor –

Which is to say, I owe you much. Thank you!

~Apple the Happy Crit Chicken Lazy Lazer Turkey