Industry is currently at a complete standstill. The stitch ripper is missing. I have torn up my desk, my workspace, the area around the sewing machine, a chunk of the basement, and a bunch of bags of work in progress, and the kitchen, just for kicks.

Faeries? Cats?

I need the damned stitch ripper. This is so not funny.

ETA: Found it! Under the printer, whut?